The Squad

Theo Beard: Attacker. Played 7. Scored 3. Explosive, direct winger who loves a belter!

Mike Creamer: Defender. Played 18. Has little to offer other than physique and aggressive attitude.

Alex Fallon: Striker. Played 6. Scored 1. Tall, physical target man who idolises Liverpool hero Benteke.

Joe Featherstone: Midfielder. Played 8. Scored 1. Injury prone, box to box midfielder with a shank in his locker.

Tom Fitt: Midfielder. Played 4. Currently on sabbatical, scouting potential Italian recruits.

Martyn Flack: Defender. Played 15. Player/Manager. Boss on and off the field.

Msena Fondo: Midfielder. Played 16. Scored 2. Composed centre mid, loves a simple pass and a spliff

Jimmy Hall: Striker. Played 16. Scored 20. Girton’s very own Robbie Keane. Busy and over rated but scores goals for fun.

Joe Heap: Defender. Played 17. Scored 7. Mr versatile, slots penalties for fun and even scores two in one night.

Jack Jesson: Defender. Played 14. Adding diversity, Burnley born defender adds a sense of maturity to the back line, with a Bobby Charlton hairline.

Ben Johnston: Midfielder. Played 18. Girton’s geezer. Loves a pint of vodka & coke. Tricky winger, loves a pen.

Abu Kaher: Striker. Played 9. Scored 7. Rapid striker with plenty of tricks and goals to match.

Fran McGeoghegan: Attacker. Played 7. Currently on loan at Leeds Uni 6th team. Strong, creative ball player. Massive baller!

Rob Munroe: Defender. Player 14. Girton’s very own Per Mertesacker. Tall, intelligent, and composed on the ball but turns like a bus.

Callum Osborn. Midfielder. Played 17. Scored 9. Mr Social. Super fit and energetic, creative midfielder who pulls all the strings.

Danny Pattern: Midfielder. Played 14. Scored 1. Skipper, modelling his game around Tom Huddlestone. Loves a ping and sitting in the centre circle.

Nat Sandy: Attacker. Played 8. Scored 3. Attacking midfielder, ties the opposition in knots with his twists and turns.

Taylor Sparkes: Goalkeeper. Played 7. Cat between the sticks, Taylor is the big voice and presence in the changing rooms.

Troy Sparkes: Defender. Played 15. Mr Girton himself, with his goatee and ear-piercings lighting up the right hand side.